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Femion » The 2006 Eliza Milk Contest

The 2006 Eliza Milk Contest

September 9th, 2006

As they sang O Canada on the mattress field in front of Eliza for the soccer game versus St. FX, we gathered near the beach volleyball court. The challenge: to drink four litres of milk (at least one for every fifteen minutes) and keep it down until the end of the hour.

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It started off okay. They stayed in the shade and drank the first two. Fido started showing off. He chugged two litres of chocolate milk in the sun. He was the first to puke.
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I was rooting for my friend Chris, a fellow freshman and the smallest of the contestants. He brought a whole pack of oreos to make the experience a bit more bareable. He ended up puking after two litres and a fifth.
Then, they all started, one after the other:
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Yellow. (Chris didn’t actually dye his milk, he just had orange juice for brunch.)
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Blue.
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Chocolate.
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Purple.
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Red.
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Green. This guy, Sean was the last to go, three minutes before the hour was up. He was so close! He survived by drinking the first two litres very early on and gradually working on the last two, and staying sit in the shade.
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Here are the reactions of my friends, Mary, Kelsey, Tina, and Andy.
Now, before you accuse me of being a juvenile and crude adolescent, let me remind you that I did not participate.

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