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Femion » Central Nova: Canada’s Sexiest Election Riding

Central Nova: Canada’s Sexiest Election Riding

January 21st, 2006

For those non-canadian readers out there, there’s a big election going on in Canada on Monday. It will probably mean reigning in the conservative Stephen Harper as our new PM *shudders*. Young voter apathy is running high in our country, and it’s not that hard to see why. There just isn’t anything very exciting going on in Canada (of course Pierre probably disagrees), and the candidates just don’t seem to care about us, either. On Thursday we had a Student Vote, a type of mock election with the candidates of our region. Afterwards, it was funny to hear some of the more superficial reasons that teens voted the way they did. The number one and number two candidates are Alexis MacDonald for the NDP and Peter MacKay for conservative.
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Stupid Reasons for voting for Peter MacKay:
1. he’s a “good guy” who came to your 4-H meeting
2. your parents told you to
3. you’re a conservative catholic who wants the same-sex marriage and abortion laws revisited
4. you feel sorry because his girlfriend Belinda Stronach left him for the Liberals
5. he said he’s going to go after the Hell’s Angels, not ducks unlimited
6. you were going to vote for Alexis MacDonald but your ballot slipped and you put an “X” on his name instead
7. he was once the leader of the PC, and that’s not President’s Choice, btw
8. you don’t recognize any of the other candidate’s names
9. you actually like Stephen Harper
10. he was voted the “Sexiest man in Parliament” four years in a row
Stupid Reasons for voting Alexis MacDonald
1. She worked for Stephen Lewis, who recently gave a very popular speech at St. FX
2. She’s a woman
3. She’s 12 years closer in age to you than any of the other candidates
4. your parents didn’t command you to vote for her, but encouraged you to view Peter MacKay with “skepticism”
5. She came to talk to your English Class
6. Orange is a cool colour
7. she’s got the most signs in Antigonish
8. she’s a sort-of radical lefty and actually has a chance of winning compared to the Marxist-Leninist or Green Party candidates
9. You find bald men like Jack Layton sexy
10. guys think she’s hot
I voted for Alexis. I would have voted liberal, but there’s no way a creepy old guy with only two fingers on one of his hands could match the sexiness of MacKay or MacDonald. However, this being a student vote it didn’t really count, and MacKay will probably be elected again.
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Yay, MacKay! Beat that crustation in your cute little bib!

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